I’d like to see a really good implementation of business jargon in fiction. I don’t think I’ve found the ideal example yet, but this from McSweeney’s is not bad:

In today’s competitive business environment, it pays to take a step back and look at the big picture. What your customers are thinking is the best predictor of what they will be doing. The best market research will often take account of changing social mood. Businesses that will thrive in this environment are those that stay nimble and ready to adapt to the fact that I am incredibly sad this morning and feel like drinking.

Timothy McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: A Management Consultant Draws Upon His Life Experience to Illustrate a Point.

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