Cristiano Ronaldo is “Zeus in Boots”:

Lucky Real Madrid win – and Cani throws water bottle at José Mourinho –

The Madrid fans have been calling Ronaldo God for a while now. Of course, Robbie Fowler used to be God to the Liverpool fans. Feels a long time ago now. Remember all this?

Video via retrombm, a Twitter/Facebook feed run by some Guardian football enthusiasts who love, just love, “old football.” You should follow it, if you do that social media thing.